Papa got run over by a reindeer

We decided to have some fun with "Grandma got run over by a reindeer" so we changed the words to make it work for my Dad and sang it to the family on Christmas Eve. It's all a bunch of inside jokes so if you know him it's pretty funny, so it may not make much sense to the general public, but here it is:

Papa got run over by a reindeer

Going to a call on Christmas eve

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Papa we believe

He was sleeping when the call came

And we’d begged him not to go

But he didn’t have his ears in

So he ran out of the door into the snow

Santa’s sleigh knocked off the light bar

To say the least he was perturbed

The S.O. didn’t buy his story

So they booked him in as mentally disturbed

Papa got run over by a reindeer

Going to a call on Christmas eve

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Papa we believe

Now we’re all so proud of Memaw

She’s been takin’ this so well

See her in there on her cell phone

She’s got listings that she really needs to sell

It’s not Christmas without Papa

And Lady thinks she’s gonna starve

And she just can’t help but wonder

Will they give all of the leftovers to Harv

Papa got run over by a reindeer

Going to a call on Christmas eve

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Papa we believe

Now the ham is on the table

And Donna’s green bean casserole

We’ve got Tabby’s mashed potatoes

Now who we gonna get to burn the rolls

He has warned all of his colleagues

There is something you should know

When a reindeer sees a red light

To pull over to the right he doesn’t know

Papa got run over by a reindeer

Going to a call on Christmas eve

You can say there’s no such thing as Santa

But as for me and Papa we believe